To be sung to the tune of ‘She Don’t Use Jelly’ by The Flaming Lips. Thanks to the meebo LSW room for inspiration.
I feel Michael Gorman shoots other people in the foot with his positions. If you have any sympathy for what he says, you first have to deal with the other stuff.
‘I know a guy who respects Authority
Only listens to your accredited degree
He don’t use hobbyists
Or Amateurs galore
He feels their efforts are just too poor
He uses PhDs…’